When I was a child my Dad always used to tell me, on asking where Mum was, 'She went mad, so I shot her'. I have worked very hard to get my kids to accept this statement - at first Euey would get very angry at me and shout 'Don't shoot my Daddy!'. I think this exchange proves I have finally gotten there:
E: Where's Aoife?
G: She went mad, so I shot her.
E: (thinks for awhile) But where is she dead?
3 comments:
bahahahaha!! you do realise what you're doing to your children don't you???
Mudgy-ising them!
precisely. but i loved this so much that i had to come back and read it again. really. this has made my week!!
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